1 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,200 At the end of Ch'ing Dynasty 2 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,160 Can Mung-gat was a wise and cunning lawyer in Canton. 3 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,480 He loved to speak sarcastically and was proud to play tricks on others. 4 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,960 He had countless enemies. 5 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,720 One day, his enemy, the head of the Beggar Gang, Hung Sap-baat 6 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:03,800 was persuaded by his fellows and decided to settle the score with Can Mung-gat. 7 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,520 But the why and what made them enemies is unknown to anyone. 8 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,320 Make way. Go away. Get out of here. 9 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,560 Go! 10 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,320 -Go! -Can Mung-gat, you bastard! 11 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,120 I will have a duel with you today! 12 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:25,840 Make way. Go away! 13 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,160 Go away, go! 14 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,680 Shit! Master, we are in deep trouble! 15 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,720 Master... 16 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,840 Master! 17 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,640 -Master! -Fun, I've been waiting for you. 18 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,960 Honey bear, single, double 19 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,280 Honey bear touches the ground 20 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,960 Honey bear turns around! 21 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,960 Honey bear, honey bear, get away! 22 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,560 -Fun! -Master... 23 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,680 The Beggar Gang Hung Sap-baat is coming to make trouble. 24 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,720 Really? 25 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,120 -Master, have you thought of a solution? -Of course not! 26 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,720 I kicked you only because you look ugly. 27 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,400 Don't let me see your face. 28 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,560 Or I may lose control and kick you again. 29 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,160 Master's thoughts are really wise and striking! 30 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,240 Master, you're the rightful king of brain-trusters. 31 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,440 Don't flatter me like this. 32 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,160 You're giving me much pressure. 33 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,400 That's right. 34 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,120 Can Mung-gat, come out. Get out now! 35 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,840 Ga Wu Villa 36 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,680 Come out! 37 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Are you hiding because you know that your god-dad is here? 38 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,560 Are you afraid of my beggar scent? 39 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,560 Keep hiding, and I'll destroy your ancestor's graves. 40 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,440 Master. 41 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,720 I'll smash their bones and feed the ashes to the chickens. 42 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,680 Come out... 43 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,280 Boss, there are words on the stone. 44 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,920 What does it say? 45 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,200 Visitors should knock the door. 46 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,240 He wants me to be polite? 47 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,120 Can Mung-gat, listen! 48 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,160 On the count of three surrender with your hands in the air 49 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,840 or we'll force entry. 50 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,200 -Okay! -Yes! 51 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,640 They're getting serious. 52 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,640 What do we do now? 53 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,720 Master, they are setting fire out there. 54 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,720 That's fine. We've just set fire. 55 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,720 One! 56 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,000 Shit... 57 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,720 Two! 58 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,880 Two and a half! 59 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,600 Three! 60 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,400 Stop pushing, or I'll kill the hostage. 61 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,800 Save me! Brother Hung! 62 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,440 Pour the dung and urine on him! 63 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,320 Yes. 64 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,960 Ghost... 65 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,600 That's an evil spirit! 66 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,760 So ignorant! They have never seen a glass door. 67 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,960 Master, so that's the use of the item you brought from Germany. 68 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,480 Why do you hold your breath? 69 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,040 Do I stink so badly? 70 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,360 Can Mung-gat, can you imagine that heaven is helping me too? 71 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,880 The rain rinses my body! 72 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,360 Heavier rain please! 73 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,840 Brother Hung. 74 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,080 This way, Brother Hung. 75 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,520 What a beggar! 76 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,840 Idiots! They think violence can solve everything. 77 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,600 I'm being nice to you by treating you to some urine. 78 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,840 You want more? I'll pour it on your face. 79 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,120 Boss... 80 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,360 No, I'm having diarrhea. 81 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,160 I can't hold it too! 82 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,960 Help me! Don't go! 83 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,600 They drank the urine with laxatives. 84 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,160 They'll have bad diarrhea! 85 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,880 So sad! 86 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,080 So terrible! 87 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,600 So sad! 88 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,800 Boss, won't it bring bad luck? 89 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,720 Would you rather use the hell money or your fingers? 90 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,320 Are you itchy deep inside your anus 91 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,440 as if pricked by needles or bitten by insects? 92 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,840 Can Mung-gat's got it again! 93 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,520 Don't panic. There's no dung on it. Just some words. 94 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,480 Hung Sap-baat, you bastard, 95 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,280 the hell money you used to wipe your anus 96 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,120 was soaked in poisonous herbal oil. 97 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,600 When you feel itchy, you won't be able to stop scratching 98 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,760 until your anus bleeds and breaks. 99 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,600 How did you read out loud without moving your mouth? 100 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,480 And that wasn't even your voice. 101 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,760 Because that's my voice over. 102 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,240 How is it? Do you feel itchy? 103 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,960 A mosquito bit me. I feel itchy. 104 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,480 I have to scratch it! 105 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,360 Ready, one, two, three, four. 106 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,840 It's so itchy, so itchy 107 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,560 Come apply some Super Ointment! 108 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,840 Hey! Here comes the Super Ointment. 109 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,360 Thank you. 110 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080 Can Mung-gat, I am defeated! 111 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,600 Give us the antidote. 112 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:32,280 Sure! To save time, I've asked Mr. Li to be our witness. 113 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,960 Call me god-brother, come on! 114 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,320 Greet him... God... 115 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,240 Mr. Li helps us despite being busy. 116 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,360 I'm so glad! 117 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,920 'Cause you have pretty girls for me! 118 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,640 Am I nice to you? 119 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,640 Be quick! 120 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,000 I'd rather chop off my hand than submit to you! 121 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,240 What a great man you are! 122 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,280 If you'd submit to me, I'd turn away. 123 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,400 -Fun. -Yes. 124 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,200 To save time, we've prepared the antidote for all of you. 125 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,120 Silver? 126 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,760 Stuff it up your anus. 127 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,320 You can't scratch if your finger can't reach it. 128 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,800 Good! He stuffed it into his anus without thinking. 129 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,240 What a brave hero! 130 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,160 I love that! 131 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,080 -Fun! -Yes! 132 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,720 Master was kidding. 133 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,000 It's for you to buy 0.2 tael of Chuanbei, 134 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,680 0.3 tael of tuckahoe, 4 pieces of prunella, 135 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,400 boil with four bowls of water into a teaspoonful of tonic. 136 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,440 Then squeeze it into your anus. It'll cure you immediately. 137 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,800 Seven days later, you won't feel itchy anymore. Guaranteed! 138 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,880 And it'll soften the skin of your anus! 139 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:36,960 Give out the money. 140 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,880 Brother Hung, please rise. 141 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:44,000 I sincerely honor you as a respectable hero! 142 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,760 We shouldn't be enemies anymore. 143 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,680 Now, Hong Kong Island, Kowloon and the new territories are taken by foreigners. 144 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:53,320 In the face of the national threat, we should forget our own animosities. 145 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,040 We should form an ally to fight against foreign enemies. 146 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,360 Now I'm... 147 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,440 Calling you my older brother, and have my toast. 148 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,280 No way! I'll hate you till I die. 149 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,320 But I do respect you, jerk! Go! 150 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,480 Let's go! 151 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,360 Fun. 152 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,560 Yes, master. 153 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,320 Forgiveness is a good deed, you got it? 154 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,640 Yes, master. 155 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,200 It's cocky to say that after a victory. 156 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,520 I admire you so much. 157 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,720 Then you should treat me to the club. 158 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,680 Again? 159 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,640 Why not? 160 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,120 Of course. Let's go. 161 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,320 Mr. Chan, let me give you a quiz. 162 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,080 Which is faster, hot or cold? 163 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,160 That's a tough one. 164 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,560 Hot. Because you can catch a cold. 165 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,320 Right! 166 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,440 My turn! 167 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,200 John's father has five sons Alan, Blan, Clan and Dlan. 168 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,240 What did he call his fifth son? 169 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,920 Do you have to make it so hard? 170 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,440 Can't you answer it? 171 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,000 The answer is... John. 172 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:05,960 Bravo! 173 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,760 Many thought the answer is "Elan." 174 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,640 Since we're enjoying so much 175 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,560 why not tell us some great idea? 176 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,520 No, I earn a living by sharp tongue. 177 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,400 I wouldn't be sitting here if I had any great ideas. 178 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,320 Let's eat. 179 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,640 As king of brain-trusters, give us something! 180 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,920 -That's right, come on! -No, I can't. 181 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,840 I'm sure you have it, come on! 182 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,400 No, you are flattering me! 183 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,600 What's up? 184 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,560 People said you're calculative practical and mean. 185 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,840 You're indeed practical! 186 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,960 You won't give anything without money. 187 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,160 We are rich and handsome, everyone knows it. 188 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,400 -You're really handsome! -That's right. 189 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,720 We are so handsome but the restaurant we run has no patrons! 190 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,320 We need your input to boost our business. 191 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,280 We're enjoying ourselves. Do you want me to start working now? 192 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,040 You are really something! Money harms friendship. 193 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,440 But, Mr. Chan, friendship doesn't exist among us. 194 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,000 We'd better talk about money! 195 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,680 You are really wise. 196 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,640 Well... replace all the girls. 197 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,440 The first thing to do is hire some better-looking girls. 198 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,960 We did that many times. 199 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,000 This batch is the best, and it's obvious! 200 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,520 You're not king of brain-trusters, but king of brain-dusters instead! 201 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,360 Brain-duster! 202 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,880 Well, you are demanding. 203 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,520 Well... 204 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,000 Damn it! Business is growing! 205 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,680 We have to hire more waiters to serve. 206 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,520 Everyone has curiosity. 207 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,320 You must remember. 208 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,520 Jump down on time, three shifts a day. 209 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,000 Once you've caught their attention, money will come pouring in. 210 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,760 Jumping from the second floor is too dangerous! 211 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,160 To make a living, you'd jump from the sixth floor if you had to. 212 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,240 -That's true. -Send the money to my home. 213 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,600 -Sure. -Fun... 214 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,800 Let's go! 215 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,280 Good job! 216 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,160 How dare you come out here without me? 217 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,640 This one is so cute! 218 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,200 Cute... 219 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,080 Thank you. 220 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,800 Master, she smiled at me! 221 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,320 No, she smiled at me. 222 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,880 No! Master, she smiled at me. 223 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,960 One, two, three, guess what's next... 224 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,640 Did you touch my butt? 225 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,240 -Open! -Ten! 226 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,400 Your... 227 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,440 -Did you touch my butt? -Drink! 228 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,840 I, Can Mung-gat, swear that I did not do that. 229 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,760 -Let's go! -Yes! 230 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,680 Stop! 231 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,720 Miss, any accusation needs evidence. 232 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,560 Or you should just stay silent. 233 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,520 Let's go! 234 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,760 Master, I'll admit it to make her feel better. 235 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,680 How about touching my butt as compensation? 236 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,440 What an advantage! 237 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,960 Jerk! 238 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,280 Fong Tong-geng? 239 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,000 Can Mung-gat, you two are civilized men! 240 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,040 How dare you bully a helpless girl like this? 241 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,440 You took advantage of her, 242 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,600 and you insulted her by playing such dirty guessing game. 243 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,920 Tell me, where is justice? 244 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,480 That bastard! Ever since I beat him in the mahjong game, 245 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,440 he's been trying to get back at me. 246 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,800 That's him! 247 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,240 Miss, may I know your name? 248 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,840 I am Lotus Seoi. 249 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,200 Today I, Fong Tong-geng, will fight for justice and punish those jerks! 250 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,680 Pal, let's sit down and... 251 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,920 Cut the crap, bring Lassie out. 252 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,680 The hero dog, Lassie? 253 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,760 Lassie had undergone rigorous training. 254 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,960 With just one strand of hair he'll run after the criminal 255 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,120 and he won't stop until he sinks his teeth into his target. 256 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,120 Allow me to demonstrate. 257 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,240 Attack! 258 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,440 Miss Seoi, don't worry, 259 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,080 let it smell your butt. 260 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,600 Stay calm. 261 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,440 Master, should things go wrong, I'll call backup. 262 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,320 -Just try to hold them off. -Sure! 263 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,760 Come on. 264 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,480 Attack! 265 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,200 Good dog... 266 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,520 Oh, it likes eating buns! 267 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,600 Shit! 268 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,920 Turns out the accuser is the culprit! 269 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,480 It was Fong who touched her butt! 270 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,880 The truth has been revealed! 271 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,760 He wouldn't expect the Lassie he trained 272 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,640 would submit to my righteousness 273 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280 and betray him out of conscience 274 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,320 at that critical moment. 275 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,400 What a righteous dog! 276 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,360 Let's all praise that wonderful dog! 277 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,520 -Lassie is a good dog. -Lassie is a good dog. 278 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,680 -Good dog Lassie! -Good dog Lassie! 279 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,200 We have a good dog named Lassie in China. 280 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,840 We have a good dog named Lassie in China! 281 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,720 Miss, do you wish to speak to me? 282 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,560 I nearly made a terrible mistake. 283 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,880 I was so ignorant that I was almost cheated by that bastard. 284 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,120 Which means you owe me a favor. 285 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,080 I wish to return the favor to you. 286 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,880 This is my student Fun. 287 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,800 Brother Fun. 288 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,000 He likes you very much. 289 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,960 Master, you are disgusting! 290 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,720 But you need not fall for him. 291 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,200 Be at my place at 3:00 P.M. tomorrow. 292 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,480 Let's talk about how you'll return the favor. 293 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,160 What do you think? 294 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,360 I'll be there on time. 295 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,480 Let's go! 296 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,440 Let's go! 297 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,800 Young Master, found it. 298 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,360 Daddy, we've found it. 299 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,400 Heavenly Father 300 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,800 please bless Jyu-faa and Nim-sai to live happily in heaven. 301 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,160 Please help me! 302 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,520 Sir, beware of catching cold, 303 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,040 leave things to us here. 304 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,760 Zung, open the coffin and check the body. 305 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,160 How is the body? 306 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,240 We can still see his face. 307 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Flip Nim-sai's body and remove his trousers. 308 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 What do you see? 309 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,560 His buttock. 310 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,800 Anything on it? 311 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,120 An equilateral triangular mark. 312 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,080 That's a birthmark. 313 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,240 He is indeed your younger brother Nim-sai. 314 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,520 You sold Nim-sai to Guangzhou 20 years ago 315 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,400 1000 HK Dollars 316 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,560 Can you recognize him if he is alive? 317 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:04,000 One's appearance when miserable is different from when living happily. 318 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,000 I can't guarantee how much he has changed. 319 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,240 Any other characteristics? 320 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,840 He had a beautiful jade pendant at the time. 321 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,640 There was a little door on it 322 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,200 behind the door, the name Sai of Sir Ho Sai is carved on it. 323 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,360 Master, what are you doing? 324 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,400 Wait. 325 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,000 Master, what are you doing here? 326 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,960 Wait. 327 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,640 Master. 328 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,640 You are lucky! 329 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,800 What's the matter? 330 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,680 Are you willing to kiss Lotus? 331 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,480 Master, really? Am I so lucky? 332 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,640 It's true! 333 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,840 When Lotus arrives, I'll ask Jan to let her sit on this chair. 334 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,760 Then Jan will rush to serve tea. 335 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,680 Isn't it great? 336 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,080 That's great! 337 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,520 Am I smart? 338 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,360 Master, how to kiss her? 339 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,480 Take a seat. 340 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,360 When she is all wet, what's next? 341 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,920 She'll be ashamed and scream! 342 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,080 No! 343 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,480 She will get changed! 344 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,720 Master, how could she change clothes in public? 345 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,640 Look! 346 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,600 Changing Room 347 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,080 This door will lock automatically when it's closed. 348 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,160 And water will flow from this hole. 349 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,760 According to human instincts, Lotus will... 350 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,120 Stuff it with her finger. 351 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,040 At that moment 352 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,600 more water will flow from here! 353 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,320 She will stuff with finger too. 354 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,120 But she wouldn't expect 355 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,640 another huge flow of water 356 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,360 spraying onto her face from here! 357 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,840 Master, this is so awkward! 358 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,760 Lotus got into such a difficult situation. 359 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,560 She can't scream for help! 360 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,280 She must be scared and doesn't know what to do. 361 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,520 To save herself, everyone knows she will... 362 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,960 Stuff the hole with her tongue. 363 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,240 And you'll come from the other side of the wall, 364 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,600 remove the hose at the right time and extend your tongue. 365 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,960 So I can kiss her. 366 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,200 All things calculated! 367 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,240 When the bells ring go ahead and kiss her. 368 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,520 What's the use of kissing her? 369 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,920 Are you kidding me, Brother Fun? 370 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,840 Master, if she bites me, what do I do then? 371 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,320 If you can turn her on, she won't bite you! 372 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400 Master, you are so nice to me. 373 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,880 I am so nice to you, right? 374 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,400 Yes. 375 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,760 -Brother Jan. -Master. 376 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,800 Come here... 377 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,080 Stay in this room and don't leave. 378 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,920 Water will come through this hole and aim at your face. 379 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,400 Stuff this pig's tongue into this hole. 380 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,200 -Understand? -Yes. 381 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,160 Repeat it please. 382 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:58,480 Damn! A huge water flow will flush in through this hole towards your face. 383 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,800 Then you stuff this damn pig's tongue into this bloody hole. 384 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,880 You should've said it this way. 385 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,920 Jerk! 386 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,800 Let me go over it one more time. 387 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,160 When Fun is kissing the pig's tongue Jan is holding, 388 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,320 I'll be here to kiss Lotus. 389 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,120 If she gets upset Fun will admit all the blames! 390 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,880 Lotus will slap Fun heavily, and I'll go and kick him too. 391 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,360 Lotus will lean on my chest, and I'll comfort her. 392 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:42,440 I'll make her drunk, then I will... 393 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,360 Who else can be the King of Brain-truster in this world except me? 394 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,880 No one else! 395 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,920 Why are you carrying luggage? Moving? 396 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,600 No, madam is back. 397 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,280 Madam? 398 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,680 Yes, she's in the sitting room with her friend. 399 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,800 What a big house, but... 400 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,200 One chair only? 401 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,880 You are my guest, so you take the seat. 402 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,520 Sorry, you'd better get changed. 403 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,280 No! Don't go there! 404 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,440 Hubby. 405 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,400 Not you! The buck-toothed one! 406 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,640 This room... 407 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,520 Okay, you're desperate. You first! 408 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,960 Shit! 409 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,680 Help! Help... 410 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,440 Shit... 411 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,840 Help! 412 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,640 Help! 413 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,240 Help! 414 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,840 Help! 415 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,680 Help! 416 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,800 Someone is killed! Shit! 417 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,240 Master, we are in trouble... 418 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,720 It's shit... 419 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,840 Madam! 420 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,800 Fun! 421 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,000 No one is killed! Everything is fine. 422 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,480 Miss Seoi, I'm returning your tongue! 423 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,640 I am sorry, I didn't mean it... 424 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,320 Sorry, I am late. 425 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,080 Ghost! 426 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,800 Ghost! 427 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,520 Hey! What's going on? 428 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600 Too much chaos. 429 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,640 I can't figure it out. 430 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:35,520 Help... 431 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,280 Help. 432 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,360 -Wo Man -Yes, hubby? 433 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,640 I sent you to UK to study law. 434 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,160 Why did you come back suddenly? 435 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,000 I wanted to surprise you. 436 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,080 It's really a surprise. 437 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,040 Let's eat. 438 00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:00,640 By the way, why were you flushed out of the room by water? 439 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,560 And I see traps all over the house. 440 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,280 Could you explain what's going on? 441 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,600 I can, but it's not convenient to talk right now. 442 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,640 Madam, don't blame Master. 443 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,000 Master knows that I have an indecent desire. 444 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,720 He set all the traps, so I could kiss Miss Seoi. 445 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,360 Please don't get him wrong. 446 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,680 But, Master... 447 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,680 about the pig's tongue, 448 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,320 is it convenient to give me an explanation? 449 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,400 Sure, but I don't have time. 450 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,760 Good, even if you have time to talk, we don't have time to listen. 451 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,120 Fun, you kissed the pig's tongue, didn't you? 452 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200 I did. 453 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,080 Good, I bought that for you! 454 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,000 Master, you promised to let me kiss Miss Seoi. 455 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,440 The truth is, I wanted to kiss her and the pig's tongue was for you. 456 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,160 I fooled you! I took advantage of you. 457 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,520 So what? 458 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,160 I dare to tell you the truth. 459 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,720 It's hot, and life is boring. 460 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,520 I just wanted to have some fun, can't I? 461 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,040 Of course! 462 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,040 Well, it's okay then. 463 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,520 Why do you stare at me? 464 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,360 With our relationship, I'll let you kiss someone. 465 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,280 -Why don't you ask her? -Excuse me. 466 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,240 Can Mung-gat, you are a married man. 467 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,240 Why did you ask me over for dinner? 468 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,160 You may have given me the wrong idea. 469 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,280 Have you thought about my feelings? 470 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,120 Being smart is not everything! 471 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,000 Miss Seoi! 472 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,120 Very simple! 473 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,040 She admires him. 474 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,920 He fooled him. 475 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,120 He wanted to kiss her. 476 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,840 You are mad at him. 477 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,520 And I want to punch you. 478 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,320 Siu-cou! 479 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,720 Give it to me. 480 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,880 Miss Seoi... Please wait! 481 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,080 Miss Seoi, it's dark. Let me walk you home. 482 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,880 No, just lend me the lantern. I'll return it next time. 483 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,040 Next time? That means I'll see you again! 484 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,200 It would be nice if I could keep it. 485 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,880 I can't be his woman, 486 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,240 I can't win his heart, 487 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,840 I can at least keep this lantern. 488 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,920 Miss Seoi, why do you like my master? 489 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,080 All women want to find a husband who is smarter than her, 490 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,760 a man who can protect her. 491 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,280 Miss Seoi, if there is a man, 492 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,320 who is not much smarter than you, but he can protect you, 493 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,360 will you consider him? 494 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,080 People always look for the best. 495 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,480 If I can't find a good husband, I'd rather vow to stay single. 496 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,960 What a decent woman! 497 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,000 Bravo! 498 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,840 Fun, a man should achieve something in his life. 499 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,280 You should set aside any love affairs for now 500 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,440 You're still young. You should widen your horizon. 501 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,320 Widen my horizon? 502 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,160 Where should I go? 503 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,800 Is this really trendy? 504 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,920 Yeah... 505 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,320 Really? 506 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,800 Let me see! 507 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,120 Is it trendy in Britain to loo like this? 508 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,600 What do you mean? 509 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,200 Like this! 510 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,600 What do you mean by "loo"? 511 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680 I mean... 512 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,800 This loo! 513 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,160 Oh! "Look"! 514 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,000 You speak fluent English. 515 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,560 It was wise of me to send you to study in Britain. 516 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,920 I was right to bring this present to you. 517 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,760 See! You look really smart. 518 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,240 Even the deaf can hear that you spoke whole-heartedly. 519 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,760 You can read my mind! 520 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,840 You really understand me. 521 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,560 You talk in such a romantic way! 522 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,960 It's late. Let's go to bed. 523 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:48,920 That's good. 524 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,040 -You first. -You first... 525 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,960 No, you first... 526 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,040 Come on! 527 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,400 No, I mean, I dare not, I really dare not. 528 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,280 Come on, it would be an honor. 529 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,480 No, I... 530 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,360 Okay, then, I'll listen to you. 531 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,800 I think my husband doesn't like me. 532 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,880 We were married for seven years, and I spent a year in Britain. 533 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,040 He won't even look at me when he speaks. 534 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,640 I can't help but mimic his attitude. 535 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,320 Fun, he sent me to study law in Britain 536 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,920 but I studied something else. 537 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,520 What's that? 538 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,560 What kind of subject is it? 539 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,960 Needlework. 540 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,440 Wow! What a wonderful world. 541 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,760 The world is so massive. 542 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,040 Even needlework is a subject in a university! 543 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,680 That's why you should go out to see the world. 544 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,200 Madam, your wise words blew my mind! 545 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,120 A man should fight for his future! 546 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,280 I can't go far, but going to Hong Kong should suffice. 547 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,000 You are going to Hong Kong? 548 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,880 Yes, Master. 549 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,720 But it's a colony, not a place for the Chinese but the Westerners. 550 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,000 I don't care! I won't let anyone bully me. 551 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,920 Okay then. 552 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,080 Just let me be. 553 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,920 The salary that you're keeping for me, could you... 554 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,160 What did you say? 555 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,400 The salary that... 556 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,520 The previous line. 557 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,640 Nothing. 558 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,000 You told me to just let you be? 559 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,400 Good! Very good! 560 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,920 As you wish! 561 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,360 Master, you like this giblet. 562 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,720 More rice. 563 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800 Let me do it... 564 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,400 Master, your rice. 565 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,040 Don't you know I am on diet? 566 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,480 I want half of the rice! 567 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,160 Let me do it... 568 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,120 Bastard, what a useless guy! 569 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,880 Half! 570 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,520 Here, half bowl of rice you wanted! 571 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,920 Eat it! 572 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,720 I own this place! 573 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,760 How dare you behave like this here? 574 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,040 You said to leave me be. 575 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,120 You lost, Can Mung-gat! 576 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,280 Calm down, Master! 577 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,200 Shut up! 578 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,760 This is my place. You have no say here! 579 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,640 I swear in front of the lights! 580 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,880 I will ignore Ho Fun from here on, or I'll be punished by law. 581 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,960 So you'll ignore me? 582 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,840 You mean it? 583 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,440 You are selfish! 584 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,840 You are merciless! 585 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360 You are impotent! 586 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,000 Bastard! You bastard! 587 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,920 Are you serious? 588 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,960 Bastard! 589 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,560 Cheat my money? 590 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,360 Brother Fun, you should hide. 591 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:00,920 Hide? 592 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,680 Jan, take care. 593 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,840 I am not impotent... 594 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,400 I am not! 595 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,600 Hubby, what's wrong with you? 596 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,040 It's only a dream. 597 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,480 Fun said that I am merciless and selfish. 598 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,040 Is that true? 599 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,520 How do you say "I feel lonely," in English? 600 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,360 I love you. 601 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,120 I love you. 602 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,040 Really? 603 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,280 I love you! 604 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,080 I love you! 605 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,680 I love you! 606 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,440 I love you! 607 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,760 Why do you come so late at night? 608 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,160 Miss Seoi, Can Mung-gat is a real jerk. 609 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,480 I served him for years, and he still mistreats me, let alone you! 610 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,880 Is that all? 611 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,360 Miss Seoi... 612 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,520 You've come of age. Take this jade pendant from me. 613 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,800 Why don't you grab your belongings and go to Hong Kong with me? 614 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,160 You... 615 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,520 Won't? 616 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,360 Hong Kong is far away, take this jade pendant with you. 617 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,920 If you're robbed by the bandits, with this, they will spare your life. 618 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,800 It's getting late. You should go now. 619 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,360 Take care. 620 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,200 Young Master. 621 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,640 Where's the seller of this? 622 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,240 Not me, I can't use a gun! 623 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,760 I didn't kill anyone! 624 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,480 -I didn't kill anyone! -Go! 625 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,960 I am innocent! 626 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,520 Get in. 627 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,520 Westerner? 628 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,200 You murderer! 629 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,880 Uncle, what did he say? 630 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,360 No... 631 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,600 Help! 632 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,040 Are you going to torture me? 633 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,760 Oh, my dick! 634 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,920 You are charged with murder. 635 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,040 You may appoint a defense lawyer. 636 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,360 Do you have any lawyer? 637 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,480 Yes! 638 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,680 Can Mung-gat! 639 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,560 A stowaway suspected of murder, the butler of Ho Sai dead. 640 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,600 Shit! 641 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,720 Mister, are you ready? 642 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,600 I found Master! 643 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,000 Good! Let's go. 644 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,360 The shaving shall remove all hair. 645 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,080 There's no turning back, mister. 646 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,280 Are you sure? 647 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,320 Come on. 648 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,440 Ling Dou Temple 649 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,840 Please stop! 650 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,200 I've lice in my armpit. Can't I get rid of it? 651 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280 May I have a little freedom? 652 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,960 Mister, do you want to go on? 653 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,840 Yes, please. 654 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,000 Fun is facing murder charge in Hong Kong. 655 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,600 -Are you going to save him? -How? 656 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,280 If you don't, he will die. 657 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,640 Everyone dies eventually. 658 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,480 You are smart and wise! 659 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,520 I can't help... 660 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,120 He's in Hong Kong, governed by British law. 661 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,200 I can't help. 662 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,680 You sent me to study law in Britain. 663 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,800 Maybe, perhaps, 664 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,200 I think I can give him a little help. 665 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,800 I sense fear in your voice. 666 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,560 With you around, my wisdom is too insignificant. 667 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,040 I think I have to help you! 668 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:50,960 Master. 669 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:56,720 Master. 670 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,600 Master. 671 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,000 Master. 672 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,560 Meal time. 673 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,560 Let's eat! Quick! 674 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,600 Where can I get my food, mister? 675 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,640 Are you new? 676 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,800 Yes. 677 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,520 Game time! 678 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,840 Don't bully me! My master is really something. 679 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,000 Regarding Ho Fun's case 680 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,680 the British and Chinese governments have agreed 681 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,320 that the case will be heard in the British court. 682 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,640 No appeal. 683 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,520 And, Can Mung-gat will be the defense counsel for Ho Fun. 684 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,160 I've been informed. 685 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,240 His Excellency Li Hung-chang said, 686 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,280 if you can acquit Ho Fun, you're a national hero. 687 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,160 Money and fame will come to you. 688 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480 Congratulations. 689 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,760 Will I be penalized if I lose the case? 690 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,480 That's a disgrace to the nation. 691 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,920 Everything you own will be confiscated or your family will be exterminated. 692 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,880 You're putting me on the spot! 693 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,240 Relax, we don't have enough chairs. 694 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,440 How did it happen? 695 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,800 How? 696 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,600 Where did you cut it? 697 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,920 Number nine, Nathan Road. 698 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,240 You shouldn't follow the trend in terms of your hair! 699 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,800 Your hairstyle must suit you! 700 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,400 This hairstyle doesn't suit the shape of your face. 701 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,160 Your face doesn't suit your body! 702 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,120 And your body doesn't suit your hair! 703 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,600 None of them complement each other! 704 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,440 What the hell do you want? 705 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,600 Master, I know it's my fault. Please don't blame me. 706 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,680 I regret cutting my hair. 707 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,520 Sit down first. 708 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,400 Tell me the whole story. 709 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,200 Okay. 710 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,240 The other day, I was walking alone on Nathan Road. 711 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,200 When I reached number nine, a fat woman waved at me. 712 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,040 She said, "Five cents for a haircut!" That's why I followed her. 713 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,040 As always, you get what you pay for. 714 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,760 So you realize your mistake now? 715 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,560 Shall we talk about the case, please? 716 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,600 On the day, I went to the HK Club for lion dance as usual. 717 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,680 I then returned to the backstage. 718 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,120 Suddenly, someone covered my head with a rice bag 719 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,320 and pushed me against the wall. 720 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,240 I struggled... 721 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,720 Suddenly, someone took off my pants from behind. 722 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,120 -Did he... -Yes! 723 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,960 -Was it painful? -No. 724 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,760 -Felt good? -No! 725 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,520 Someone took off my pants and saw my butt and I felt a bit cool. 726 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,080 What's next? 727 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,840 Then, I struggled... 728 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,160 I removed the bag and saw that he held me at gunpoint. 729 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,240 What do you want? You pervert! 730 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,200 What do you want? 731 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,720 You seduced my wife, and you act like a victim? 732 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,320 Don't kill me... 733 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,400 Not me, I can't use a gun! 734 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,400 That's right. 735 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,280 It means, someone killed Ho Ceon from a hidden corner. 736 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,840 Ho Fun became the scapegoat. 737 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,360 The key is, did you have affair with Ceon's wife? 738 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,600 Master, I have never seen his wife. 739 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,520 How could I have affair with her? 740 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,760 Obviously Ho Ceon lied. 741 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,360 But why was he killed? 742 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,880 Okay then, the key is at... 743 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,280 your butt. 744 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,200 What is this Equilateral triangle? 745 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,280 -A birthmark. -Birthmark? 746 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,400 Fun, you've lots of acne. 747 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,280 Not too bad, Madam. 748 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,000 You dropped something! 749 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,520 It's a domino! 750 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,720 Fun, care to explain? 751 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,560 Master, this is a prison culture. 752 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,480 In this prison, newcomers need to keep gambling tools 753 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,120 for the Indians and Westerners. 754 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,160 Dropping one tile means stuffing two tiles. 755 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,480 Master, please help me stuff it back in. 756 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,280 As we're stuffing... 757 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,200 I brought you a chicken thigh. 758 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,200 Why don't I stuff it in there so you can have it when you're hungry? 759 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,360 That's great, Master. 760 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Coming. 761 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,560 Good! Thank you, master. 762 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,360 Come on, don't mention it. 763 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,960 Oh, dear, I lost my ring in there! 764 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,000 Fun, can you eject my ring, please? 765 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,200 Sure, master. 766 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,480 That was the chicken thigh. My ring is still in there. 767 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,600 Not this? It is packed in there. 768 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,560 Master, do you mind looking for it yourself? 769 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,720 Okay. 770 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,200 He's taking my bag! 771 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,680 As stipulated by the court 772 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,440 although it's not his wish to be baptized, 773 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,160 we still welcome him to join God's family. 774 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,480 Let him go. 775 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,520 Why a woman's baptismal time is so short 776 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,680 but a man's baptismal time is so long? 777 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,360 Why did you fight? Your nose is bleeding! 778 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,880 I didn't beat him. 779 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,040 He didn't do anything. 780 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,280 Look! 781 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,840 I hate female Westerners! 782 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,320 I think that's acceptable! 783 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,760 It's payback time! 784 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,200 Stuff your dominos! 785 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,040 Stuff my mahjong in there too. 786 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,320 And the chair and table, the whole set! 787 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,200 What? 788 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,680 Thank you, brother Hung. 789 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,280 Don't mention it. 790 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,920 As told by Can Mung-gat, 791 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,440 I'll take good care of you. 792 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,720 Hit him real hard! 793 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,080 Court. 794 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,040 My master is really good. 795 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,680 My master is really great. 796 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,080 Invite the jury candidates for the selection process. 797 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,640 Mr. Zoeng Tit-sang, you are handicapped, 798 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000 I hereby dispense you from serving the jury. 799 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,200 Objection! 800 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,480 Why do you object? 801 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,880 It's against the spirit of law for despising handicapped people. 802 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,160 Although I am blind, 803 00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:01,120 I am always a righteous and fair person. 804 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,600 My wish is to become a juror. 805 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,200 If you don't allow that, I'll complain against you. 806 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,920 Okay, you're in. 807 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,000 Thank you. 808 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,280 We have jury and a judge here, who is in-charge here? 809 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:20,720 Yeah. 810 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,560 Was that your answer? 811 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:24,880 Well. 812 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,720 Prosecutor. 813 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,240 Jury. 814 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,560 In the coming few days, 815 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,800 I'll expose before you, the ugliest aspect of human nature. 816 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,920 This case will bring chills to your spine. 817 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,320 It's the most gruesome murder with intent. 818 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,240 The defendant Ho Fun 819 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,280 had an affair with the victim's wife Yuk. 820 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,960 He seduced the victim's wife, and planned to possess Yuk entirely. 821 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040 He asked to meet Ho Ceon and killed him. 822 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,720 Yuk has since disappeared. 823 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,120 We have reasons to believe that the defendant had killed her too. 824 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,160 We believe in our almighty God because he is just. 825 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:06,480 This court is where He manifests justice and redresses Ho Ceon's injustice! 826 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,600 He is really something. 827 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,920 Defense counsel. 828 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,680 Your Honor, may I ask the jury few questions? 829 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,720 What questions? 830 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,360 Very important questions. 831 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,600 Go ahead. 832 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,600 Dear Jurors, if you think the defendant is handsome 833 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,920 please raise your hands. 834 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,280 Raise your hands if you think otherwise. 835 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:39,040 If you think the defendant is terribly ugly 836 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,360 please raise your hands. 837 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,520 Ladies and gentlemen, the defendant is ugly and poor. 838 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,040 He is obviously in miserable shape. 839 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,560 How could he possibly seduce 840 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,280 the wife of the general manager of a rich HK family? 841 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,480 Your Honor, objection! 842 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,720 Your Honor, 843 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,560 I was merely pointing out that the murder motive stated is absurd. 844 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,560 Your Honor, the metaphor presented by the defense is absurd and impractical! 845 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,960 Sure, let's be practical. 846 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,840 Lady, if the defendant woos you, will you accept him? 847 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,800 Of course not. 848 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,680 What if he pays you a thousand dollars for half a night? 849 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,200 No way! How dare he woos me with so little money? 850 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,240 Jerk! 851 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,840 Auntie, you should just answer the question. 852 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,520 Don't you insult me! Who do you think you are? 853 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,640 You are a pervert! 854 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,160 You murderer! 855 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,440 I will not fall for you! 856 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,800 You deserve to rot in jail! 857 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,360 You are too bad! 858 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,480 You are an asshole! 859 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,680 Serve you right! 860 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,680 Quiet! 861 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,520 Your Honor, it is proven that he has no murder motive. 862 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,920 Your Honor, the defendant's appearance has nothing to do with the murder. 863 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,400 -By the way, the... -Wait! 864 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,880 You should wait, and... 865 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,920 Let me finish. 866 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,080 To kill someone, he would travel far. One would not murder at his workplace! 867 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,640 How do you think Ceon died? 868 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,840 I don't know, you'd better think! 869 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,880 Perhaps Ho Ceon attempted to rape the defendant but failed. 870 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,400 He killed himself to frame the defendant. 871 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:16,200 Can Mung-gat, this is the British court, not your lousy Chinese court. 872 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,960 I have no idea what you're doing. 873 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,400 You do not know the law. 874 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,200 Please go back to study more. 875 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,560 You may not be thinking for yourself 876 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,760 but you shouldn't bring disgrace to your fellow Chinese people. 877 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,400 Sorry... 878 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,480 He keeps mentioning Great Britain. 879 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,920 He's forgotten that HK is on loan to them. 880 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,520 They'll have to return it! 881 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,320 Damn it, how dare he be that cocky in our territory? 882 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,920 For Fun's sake, don't offend him, okay? 883 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,280 But that's the fact! 884 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080 Sorry... 885 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,920 Summon the witness. 886 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,400 I was washing rice in the kitchen. 887 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,520 I heard a gunshot and went to the backyard. 888 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:53,640 What did you see? 889 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:57,440 I saw Ho Ceon lying on the ground, with blood all over his body. 890 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:02,160 Fun pointed a gun at him and laughed. He said, "Ho Ceon, you are dead now." 891 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,200 What happened next? 892 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,040 I got scared and screamed, and Ho Fun chased after us like mad. 893 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,000 Objection! 894 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,400 What did you say? 895 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,400 That differs to the statement you gave to the police! 896 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,720 I wish to ask, why did you change your story? 897 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,760 Sustained, witness should answer the question. 898 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,200 I was worried about Fun's revenge, hence withheld part of the truth. 899 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,120 I have no question, it's your turn. 900 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,440 I request to show exhibit number one. 901 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,080 Witness, this gun can only fire one bullet. 902 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,360 You said you heard a gunshot, so how could he shoot you again? 903 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,680 He didn't run after me with the gun. 904 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,040 -With what then? -Full moon scimitar. 905 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,400 Are you kidding me? 906 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,400 Really? 907 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,440 He ran after me with a decapitator. 908 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,120 He chased after me, 909 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,200 and I was so afraid... 910 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,280 He kept hitting me with a nunchaku... 911 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:56,960 He hit from the left and then from the right... 912 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,320 He was using a pair of lancets... 913 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,200 I haven't seen these exhibits before. 914 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,920 These are our new findings. 915 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,240 Why would he have ten weapons to kill one person? 916 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,000 This proves Fun had planned this. 917 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,880 He even tried to kill innocent people, totally merciless! 918 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,200 You are full of shit! 919 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,480 You're full of lies and false accusations! 920 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,040 Bastard! You will go to hell! 921 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,800 Your Honor, 922 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,320 I demand to charge Fun with four more offences 923 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,560 threatening judiciary officer, contempt of court, bodily injury, 924 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,360 and littering in a public place. 925 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,440 Can Mung-gat. 926 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,400 Not me! I didn't do it. 927 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,840 Control yourself! 928 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,400 Why did you throw my shoe away? 929 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,560 Give me back my shoe. 930 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,080 Take this first. 931 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,000 Full moon scimitar indeed! 932 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,760 Decapitator indeed! 933 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,520 I smell something. 934 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,360 What's that? 935 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,720 Cat's stool. 936 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,440 Are you that hungry? 937 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,720 This may be an important clue. 938 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,840 -Brother Lung-ji, what made you think so? -Because I said so. 939 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,480 I brought in many clues under my shoe. 940 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,840 How about that shoe? 941 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,400 Plenty! 942 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,360 Give it to Brother Lung-ji. They are important! 943 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,640 Greet Brother Lung-ji. 944 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,880 Brother Lung-ji. 945 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,680 I hear footsteps. 946 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,040 They are moving further now... 947 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,640 It's late, Brother Lung-ji, let's call it a day. 948 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,600 Wait for me. 949 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040 Full moon scimitar and decapitator. 950 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,160 This is clearly premeditated! 951 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,160 The prosecutor is cocky! Who the hell is he? 952 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,200 A reputable lawyer. 953 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,560 Coincidently, he's Ho Zung, the employer of the victim Ho Ceon. 954 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,440 Does Zung have a boss? 955 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,880 Yes, his dad, Ho Sai. 956 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,000 Ho Sai? 957 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,800 Chief Member of the ExCo and the LegCo 958 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,240 with business across South East Asia. 959 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,400 He owns a few blocks in Western District. 960 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,120 Sai? 961 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,480 Yes, Sai. 962 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,000 Hearing this word Sai, I... 963 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,520 Did it ring your bell? 964 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,480 Right. 965 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,480 because I remember Fun has a "Sai". 966 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,360 What? 967 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,320 A jade pendant carved the word "Sai." 968 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,280 There could be hidden truth within. 969 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,400 This may be related to Fun's identity as an orphan. 970 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,800 -Wu Man. -Hubby. 971 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,480 What do you know about Ho Sai? 972 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,040 A Catholic, a righteous man. 973 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,680 -Good! Jan. -Yes 974 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,440 Hand this to Ho Sai at once. 975 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,560 Make sure he sees Fun in court. 976 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,160 Master, why do you draw such a perverted picture? 977 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,360 Do you feel happy? 978 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,720 Brother Lung-ji, I'm counting on you. 979 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,280 Please go ahead. 980 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,800 The witnesses must have been bribed or threatened. 981 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,360 An eye for an eye! I want to return the favor. 982 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:26,440 Please find them and torture them to get their confession. 983 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,160 Good idea. How did you figure this out? 984 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,400 I... I used my brain for that. 985 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,040 Don't worry. 986 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,560 Count on me. 987 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,840 I'm okay. Leave it to me. 988 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,360 Don't worry. Leave it to me. 989 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,560 Brother Lung-ji doesn't seem fine. 990 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,080 Your Honor, I would like to summon a new witness. 991 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,520 Who is so important? 992 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,680 Your old man! 993 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,840 Objection, how dare he insult me? 994 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,040 Could you stop objecting and listen for once? 995 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,720 Summon Sir Ho Sai. 996 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,840 I meant your dad! 997 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,640 This is my master. 998 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:35,880 Can Mung-gat. 999 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,840 Sir, thank you for your help. 1000 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,040 Please repeat after me. I swear with my sincerity. 1001 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,200 Sir, do you know the defendant, Ho Fun? 1002 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:10,280 No. But he resembles my concubine Jyu-faa. 1003 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,840 Pardon? 1004 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,160 You had a child with your concubine? 1005 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,360 Yes, we have a son named Nim-sai. 1006 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,280 But he is dead. 1007 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,160 How did he die? 1008 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,200 I don't know. 1009 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,640 Why don't you know? 1010 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,080 We were separated for almost 20 years. 1011 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,320 Why did you say he's dead? 1012 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,040 I saw his dead body. 1013 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,880 Separated for 20 years, and you knew that was your son? 1014 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,760 We saw the buttocks of the body. 1015 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,640 -Buttocks? -Right. 1016 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,440 There was an equilateral triangular birthmark on the right buttock. 1017 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,680 Hence that was my son. 1018 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,720 Sir, our world is full of surprises. 1019 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,440 Some things are hard to believe. 1020 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,600 Fun, do I need to tell you what to do? 1021 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,800 -Take off your pants! -Yes! 1022 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,280 How about the one I saw? 1023 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,320 You saw the buttocks but not the face. 1024 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,480 The birthmark could've been drawn on. 1025 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,680 Drawn on? 1026 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,560 So you are Nim-sai? 1027 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,720 This is so wonderful for you to reunite with your son! 1028 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,640 Nim-sai! 1029 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:20,440 Nim-sai... 1030 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,200 Don't get too excited. 1031 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,000 Come here! Take care of Sir Ho. 1032 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,520 As you've witnessed, 1033 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,920 Sir Ho confirmed that the defendant is his son. 1034 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,360 This may be a deliberate conspiracy 1035 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,800 with malicious intent 1036 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,800 to frame the illegitimate child. 1037 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:47,040 Unfortunately, the witness did not swear before the Bible 1038 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,480 his words cannot be accepted as evidence. 1039 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,720 He did swear. 1040 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,600 His hand was on the Bible but did not say his oath. 1041 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,880 Okay then, do it again. 1042 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,440 Your Honor, despite such an unfortunate incident 1043 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,440 the witness' words before his death... 1044 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,840 ...Should be forgotten. 1045 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,400 He did say the words. How could you deny that? 1046 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,160 Sorry, the law is the law. 1047 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,960 Not a single word can be amended. 1048 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,000 Can Mung-gat, I can't help you. 1049 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,440 Your Honor, you can! 1050 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,160 Watch and learn, Can Mung-gat! 1051 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,760 Your dad died, and you acted indifferently. 1052 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,680 I should really learn that from you. 1053 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,680 It was all your fault! 1054 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,040 My dad had heart disease. 1055 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,040 Had you not asked him to be a witness, he wouldn't have died! 1056 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,360 You murderer! 1057 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,200 Your Honor, please pardon me. 1058 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,720 My father passed away, and I can't control my emotions. 1059 01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,680 What? 1060 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,440 Damn! Those were crocodile tears! 1061 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:02,320 You bastard! 1062 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,840 His eyes are completely tearless! Check it out! 1063 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,280 They are dry! 1064 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,640 You must be guilty! You are caught red-handed! 1065 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,000 Why did you pretending to cry? 1066 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,000 To hell with you! 1067 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,800 Prosecution and defense! Please respect your roles in court! 1068 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,040 Wait, let me tell you a story. 1069 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:22,360 Once there was a Sir Ho Sai of a noble family in Hong Kong. 1070 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,400 His eldest son is Ho Zung. 1071 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,040 As Sir Ho ages, 1072 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,600 his eldest son rightfully becomes his heir. 1073 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:33,000 Unfortunately, there is an illegitimate child named Ho Fun! 1074 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,440 Worried that his inheritance may be affected 1075 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,680 he sent his man Ho Ceon to assassinate the illegitimate child. 1076 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,560 For whatever reasons, Ceon failed. 1077 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,760 He then used the opportunity to kill Ceon 1078 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,600 and framed the poor illegitimate child. 1079 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,960 Not only was he cold-blooded 1080 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,960 he completely disregarded the law! 1081 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,640 Any comments on my hypothesis? 1082 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,840 Prosecutor, why are you laughing? 1083 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,160 Your story is ignorant and idiotic! 1084 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,560 Ignorant and idiotic, 1085 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,440 but you are covered in sweat! 1086 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,760 It's really weird. 1087 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,960 Prosecutor, where were you on the night of the incident? 1088 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,840 At home. 1089 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,440 -What were you doing? -Reading. 1090 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,880 -What book did you read? -Sex and Zen. 1091 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,920 Where did you stop? 1092 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,720 Pun Gam-lin and... 1093 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,880 And Tang Monk? 1094 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:35,920 Yes, Tang Monk... 1095 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,160 That's Journey to the West, are you trying to fool me? 1096 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,880 That's smart! So, where did you stop? 1097 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,400 Why should I answer that? 1098 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,520 Yeah, I don't know why you did! You're embarrassing yourself. 1099 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,240 -Can Mung-gat, that's enough! -Wipe your sweat first! 1100 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,960 You have huge eye bags. 1101 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,880 You must be sleeping poorly of late. 1102 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,880 Has Ho Ceon been visiting every night? 1103 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,800 Your Honor! 1104 01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,840 Let's finish here. What were you doing at home that night? 1105 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:03,040 I told you I was reading Sex and Zen at home! 1106 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:06,880 No, not the night you killed Ceon, but the night before you killed him! 1107 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,440 Before killing him, I went... 1108 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:13,640 Yes! 1109 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,280 You're finished! 1110 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,600 Your Honor, I request to present the closing argument. 1111 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,120 Darn you! Tell us what you did on the night before murder. 1112 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,840 Court marshal! 1113 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,600 No! I mean Can Mung-gat. 1114 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,360 Why? 1115 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,960 The defense has presented a lot of personal views. 1116 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,960 They are quite entertaining. 1117 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,400 But according to the legal procedure... 1118 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,520 Do we have to adhere to that fully? 1119 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,840 You've repeatedly contempt the court. 1120 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,880 I have no choice but to sentence you to one-day imprisonment. 1121 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,400 Effective immediately. 1122 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,240 Your Honor, you must be joking! 1123 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,080 Your Honor, cut me some slack! 1124 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,120 -Hubby! -This isn't happening! 1125 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,240 Hubby! 1126 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,280 Your Honor, should we forget what we just heard? 1127 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,560 As the statement was against the legal procedure 1128 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:16,080 All jurors must make sure that you ignore it completely. 1129 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,120 Can Mung-gat's assistant Wu Man shall take over. 1130 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,320 Closing arguments will be heard tomorrow. 1131 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,680 Court. 1132 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,760 Brother Fun. 1133 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,120 Miss Seoi. 1134 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:03,880 Why are you here? 1135 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,160 I come to save you. 1136 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,920 Sure, I'll pack up first. 1137 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:10,880 I was just testing you. 1138 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,280 I was right. 1139 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,640 You are indeed a gutless coward. 1140 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:17,880 Am I? 1141 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,480 If you leave now, this criminal case will haunt you for life! 1142 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,320 Can't sleep or eat in peace, forever hiding in the dark. 1143 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,640 You'll be a criminal all your life! 1144 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:29,520 I have decided to stay. 1145 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,240 That's why I love you. 1146 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,520 Jerk! 1147 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,240 Ho Fun, you have visitor. 1148 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,880 Miss Seoi. 1149 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,000 Where did you cut your hair? 1150 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,200 Number 9, Nathan Road. 1151 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,160 Don't say it, I won't leave. 1152 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,080 I'm not a gutless coward. 1153 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,680 If I leave, this case will haunt me! 1154 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,360 Can't sleep or eat in peace, have to hide in the dark. 1155 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,040 I'll be a criminal all my life! 1156 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,240 I won't leave. 1157 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,760 I've come to tell you to hold on. 1158 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,560 We cannot lose your case. 1159 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,080 We need to protect your master's reputation. 1160 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,040 But now, I know that 1161 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:11,680 you are a true hero with true heart and soul. 1162 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,280 I believe that you are innocent. 1163 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,080 I'll wait for you. 1164 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,360 Good! Great speech! 1165 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,600 Will you wait for me? 1166 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,080 You'll be released at 5:00 P.M. tomorrow. 1167 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,800 What about the closing argument? 1168 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,280 They can do nothing to me. 1169 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,320 They wouldn't think you've studied law. 1170 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,000 You handle the closing argument tomorrow. 1171 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,120 Hubby... 1172 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,400 I'm putting Fun's life in your hands. 1173 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:49,240 Did you send me to study law in the UK as you find me boring after seven years? 1174 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,960 Of course not! The world is so big! 1175 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:56,560 Letting you out to see the world is a good thing after all, right? 1176 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,920 Hubby, I didn't study law in the UK. 1177 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,600 They rejected me. 1178 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:05,000 So, what did you do in the UK for a year? 1179 01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,240 I studied fashion design. 1180 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:08,720 What did you say? 1181 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,600 -Time's up. -I studied fashion design. 1182 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,280 Fashion design? 1183 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,760 Hubby, what shall we do? 1184 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 Fashion design? 1185 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,720 Court. 1186 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,120 Prosecutor, you may say your closing argument. 1187 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,920 The law is no more important than human being itself 1188 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,360 but a killer must be punished! 1189 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,160 Picture this. 1190 01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,720 What would you do if the victim was your family? 1191 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,360 Now that all acceptable evidence 1192 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:49,560 indicates that Ho Fun killed Ho Ceon. 1193 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:54,320 I would ask all jurors to find the defendant Ho Fun guilty as charged. 1194 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,360 Defense. 1195 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:02,160 My husband sent me to study law in the UK. 1196 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,240 But I had let him down and did not study law. 1197 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,120 I studied fashion design instead. 1198 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:13,520 I'm not talented or highly educated, and I struggle to understand one thing. 1199 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,120 Between legal procedure and human life 1200 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,520 which is more important? 1201 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:22,320 Your Honor, if you don't mind me pouring out my thoughts. 1202 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,400 In my opinion, you've studied so much in law, 1203 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:27,080 they are completely meaningless. 1204 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,160 My husband, like me, never studied law. 1205 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:36,000 But he dares to dig into all matters for what's right and wrong. 1206 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,080 I am proud of my husband. 1207 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,800 I love him. 1208 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,920 Dear jurors, I believe that you are not morons. 1209 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,080 You should know how to make your judgment. 1210 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,720 If you are indeed morons whatever I say would be fruitless. 1211 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:51,920 Thank you very much. 1212 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,680 You were released early? 1213 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,680 Yes. 1214 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,840 You heard everything? 1215 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:05,720 Yes. 1216 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,600 How was it? 1217 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,240 It has the right balance and full of wisdom. 1218 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,720 I truly admire that! 1219 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,080 You are flattering me. 1220 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,840 Of course not! Look. 1221 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:25,080 Even the blind is moved to tears by you. 1222 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,920 Your Honor, if possible, I request to adjourn the court. 1223 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,800 My eye problem has relapsed and is discharging purulence. 1224 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,080 Has the jury reached a verdict? 1225 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,280 Yes. 1226 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,400 Is the verdict unanimous? 1227 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,640 Yes. 1228 01:11:54,120 --> 01:12:00,600 Unanimously, the jury finds the defendant Ho Fun guilty of murder. 1229 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,640 He will be hanged in accordance with the law. 1230 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,480 Court dismissed. 1231 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,320 Court. 1232 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:38,560 Wait. 1233 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:48,560 Van Damme, thank you for taking care of me. 1234 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,360 Please take this chicken thigh. 1235 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,800 Sir. 1236 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,720 You kill one Ho Fun there are tens of thousands more Ho Fun! 1237 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:57,240 Sir. 1238 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,680 -Don't move. -You're crazy! 1239 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:03,800 Wait. 1240 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,680 Your Honor, what is Ho Fun's sentence? 1241 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,880 He is sentenced to be hanged. 1242 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,200 -Good. Jan, bring him down. -Yes. 1243 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,240 What do you want? 1244 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,880 He was sentenced to be hanged. 1245 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,520 Not "hanged to death." 1246 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,880 Now, he has been hung. 1247 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:19,280 He should be released now! 1248 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:20,240 That's word play! 1249 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,880 Your Honor, the law is the law. 1250 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,920 Not a single word can be amended. 1251 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,400 I can't help you this time. 1252 01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,760 Your Honor! 1253 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:28,840 Think before you speak. 1254 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,200 Or you'll embarrass the British government 1255 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,920 and I'll charge you with murder! 1256 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,880 We need to hold a meeting first. 1257 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,080 Okay, get to work! 1258 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:41,640 You are all nuts! 1259 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:42,760 Go away! 1260 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,160 This is my time! 1261 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,520 The court's final decision is that the sentence had been carried out. 1262 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,400 Ho Fun is free now. 1263 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,640 I'm free. 1264 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,440 Ho Zung, you are arrested for attempted murder. 1265 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,320 -Brother Fun. -Lotus. 1266 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:54,000 My dear baby, you appear before me suddenly 1267 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:58,720 making me so excitedly breathless 1268 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,160 Get in position, squeeze a little closer! 1269 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,120 I am ready. 1270 01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,360 Are you ready? 1271 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,600 Wedding photos are taken only once in a lifetime 1272 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,440 we must be meticulous, right? 1273 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,360 Well, look at me! 1274 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,160 -Sure. -Be more meticulous, please. 1275 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,200 Absolutely! 1276 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,080 Master, Fun is here. 1277 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,280 Master, Madam. 1278 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,200 Fun. 1279 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,720 -Brother Fun. -Brother Gut. 1280 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,240 Where is Miss Seoi? 1281 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,440 I sent her to study in Britain. 1282 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:32,520 What's she studying? 1283 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,800 English literature. 1284 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,040 -That's to study Shakespeare. -Yes. 1285 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,440 Master is so knowledgeable to know Shakespeare. 1286 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,640 That really suits her. 1287 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,680 -Britain is good. -You could ask me... 1288 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:42,720 Fun. 1289 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,640 Master. 1290 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,000 Your hair now matches your face. 1291 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,680 You look great! I am so glad to see it. 1292 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,200 Master, you remarry today, 1293 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,600 well dressed for the photoshoot, I am glad too. 1294 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:53,920 You must be happier. 1295 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,280 -No, you must be happier. -No, you do. 1296 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,200 -Come on. -Please say you're happier. 1297 01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,360 You're happier. 1298 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,400 Okay, look at the camera. 1299 01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:05,280 Please focus over here! 1300 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,640 Let's begin! 1301 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,280 Number nine, Nathan Road? 1302 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,040 Bastard, you look great. 1303 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,200 Is the look all that matters? 1304 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,560 Take it from me, the look is all that matters. 1305 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,920 What can you do about it? 1306 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,000 Master. 1307 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,880 Those guys... 1308 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,600 No... 1309 01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,400 Hey! What's going on? 1310 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,520 Too much chaos. 1311 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,080 I can't figure it out. 1312 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,000 I save you. 1313 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,400 What are you doing? 1314 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,200 Hey! What's going on? 1315 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:52,600 Too much chaos 1316 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:53,800 I can't figure it out. 1317 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,480 What are you doing? 1318 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:04,040 Water sprinkle... Too bad. 1319 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,520 You need to stop laughing. 1320 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:10,360 Master, you promised to let me kiss Miss Seoi's pig tongue. 1321 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,080 Not this one. 1322 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:17,440 The truth is, I wanted to kiss her and the pig's tongue was for you. 1323 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,440 What? 1324 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,200 Fun, you kissed the pig's tongue, didn't you? 1325 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:28,560 I did. 1326 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,120 Fun, you kissed the pig's tongue, didn't you? 1327 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,720 I did. 1328 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:37,240 Master, you promised to let me kiss... 1329 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,400 Well, it's okay then. 1330 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,440 Why do you stare at me? 1331 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:45,160 Very simple. 1332 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,320 She admires him. He wanted to kiss her. 1333 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,200 He fooled him. 1334 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:49,320 You are mad at him. 1335 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,160 And I want to punch you. 1336 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:53,880 Really? 1337 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:58,920 He fooled him. 1338 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,160 You are mad at him. 1339 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:03,160 You missed one thing. I want to punch you. 1340 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:11,880 He fooled him. 1341 01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,280 You are mad at him. 1342 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,040 And I want to punch you. 1343 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,000 The salary that you're keeping for me, could you... 1344 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,120 What did you say? 1345 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,040 -Nothing. -Before... 1346 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,680 I'm no before. 1347 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,200 -Sorry, I can't. -Cut. 1348 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,720 I think, I have to help you! 1349 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,840 The other day, I was walking alone on Nathan Road. 1350 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,160 When I reached number nine, a fat woman waved at me. 1351 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:49,520 She said, "Five cents for a haircut!" That's why I followed her. 1352 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:53,080 As always, you get what you pay for. 1353 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,080 What is this Equilateral triangle? 1354 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,280 -A birthmark. -Birthmark? 1355 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,680 Fun, you've lots of acne. 1356 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,440 Not too bad, Madam. 1357 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,840 You dropped something! 1358 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,400 It's a domino! 1359 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,840 What if he pays you a thousand dollars... 1360 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,520 Action!